Monthly Archives: March 2014

Michael Pedersen in Ponderment – A thousand words on StAnza (and surrounding issues)…

A shame faced statement of admission opens this feast of findings on the mighty StAnza International Poetry Festival – let’s call it a double dip in your yolk from a perfect stranger (the trespassing toast of all statements):

(I) The 2014 StAnza Poetry Festival was my inaugural visit!!!

I could proffer a veritable buffet of excuses (living in London and Cambodia; an irrational trepidation experienced from visiting towns without train stations; a wariness of golf; it reminding me of my mid teens (15-16) when I used to camp in St Andrews and capitalise on the Freshers’ Week bar leniency – deftly disguised as a freshly squeezed undergraduate with my new cashmere I was able to obtain colourful liquors in excess despite my suitably juvenile appearance and mindset) but even collectively they don’t really cut it (okay, so I did just offer a few).

(II) Due to bad timing once again I only attended a couple of additional events outside the shows I participated in. C- must improve grading for a rookie performer / attendee.

Now we’ve got that out the way, for those of you still continuing to read this (thanks for that), blushed red and slightly the fraudster, I’ll progress.

The first event I participated in was Border Crossings on Thursday 6th March at The Town Hall, Queens Gardens.

On arrival in St Andrews I bumped into a particularly jovial Colin Will (a fine poet and one of the founding pillars of StAnza) leading a gaggle along one of the town’s shore side roads in a poetry walk.

Next up was check-in at the Byre Theatre – the foyer was simply effervescent, both STV and BBC were already attendance capturing snippets from the Festival Director, volunteers, vim full participants and passers-by. Post registration I was ushered along to the Town Hall by two spry volunteers, feeling much more like a pop-star than is normally the case when shamble down Leith Walk on a Thursday morning.

The show was compered by Jim Carruth – another of StAnza’s guiding forces – and was a joint reading with Hannah Lowe. It was the first time I’d heard Hannah read, although I had caught wind of her collection Chik, which was published by Bloodaxe and shortlisted for the Forward and Aldeburgh Best First Collection Prizes. She read a spread of poems from this book which focused on her late father – known as Chik by his gambling buddies; it seems the old boy had a penchant for cards games and managed to make a – perhaps tumultuous – living from it; oh and factor into that her father being a Chinese-black Jamaican migrant in East London, now there’s a curious mix. The poems carried a playful yet penetrative narrative; whilst being densely personal they retained a brave objectivity, effortlessly seasoning in humour amidst pathos and alarm. Something that struck a chord was the intriguing concept of working backwards in formulating our opinions of some of the most influential people in our lives – on the one hand it carries the verve of a detective story – making up the man from fragments from his past; on the other it’s piercingly tragic, the facts are historical and we’ll forever be unable to interact with the dear ones who sculpted them. Anyhow, get the book. I did. Oh I also, in stolen moment, got time to chinwag with her partner Richard Wright – I’m a fan of his work, so that was an added bonus.

I went onto read a full set from my début collection Play With Me and quite enjoyed that; the audience seemed to as well. It being noon I concentrated on the character poems within the collection and then moved onto a small cartel of some of the more visual Cambodia themed poems. Less performative but hopefully just as exuberant. The reading was well attended and books were sold – always the much sought after conclusion to any show.

After this I made my way to The Poetry Café in The Byre Theatre – again (tail between the legs, this was also the final event I caught this day). This featured the man behind the moniker McGuire (I knew him way back when he was the sharp tongued Colin McGuire, either way he’s long been a favourite performer of mine) and Texan born Scottish Slam Champion Carly Brown – whom I didnae ken!

First up was Carly Brown: Texan accent = excellent on the ears; servings of humility, colourful cadence and well crafted wit all in tow; plus she pulled off some paragon facial poses (positions?) that would draw envy from most of our country’s screen and stage stars.

Second up was McGuire – he flapped his limbs and read from his knees like no other man could. I’ve seen McGuire read countless times and still ain’t bored by him in the slightest; rather I’m starting to feel near parental over some of his more read poems – plus it’s good to see he can still draw the odd shocked / disgusted gasp in amongst all the laughter and fervent nodding.

This show also came with treats – these being the first steak pie I’ve had in years (and one of the finest to date) and a sturdy bottle of ale. I’d already nipped a corona prior to entry so left juicy and jubilant. This space also had tremendously comfortable seats. What?! I appreciate ergonomics.

The next day I read in Dundee High School to 150 kids in an Assembly Hall. Again this was a joint reading – this time with Botswana poet TJ Dema –

I was picked blithely up at Dundee station by Zoe Vendittozzi – a novelist and the StAnza Education Officer. On the journey I enquired as to the use of cuss words, expletives and references to adult content (drugs, masturbation, reflections on my own teenage perversion – these sort of things). Midway through a conversation on the benefits of a liberal approach to such matters I stumbled upon (rather I was rudely digging through the back seat CD collection in the car) the music of Nathan Carter, who swiftly became the focal point of all our conversations.

Nathan’s cover shot for the album ‘Wagon Wheel’ features a cowboy confident pose with a Southern states arable backdrop – think Shane Ward meets a countrified Justin Bieber with a Hollywood glint in his eyes (and a caramel tinge to his skin). It really was quite an astonishing find. It turns out he is one of Ireland’s Contemporary Folk Sweethearts and the CD was a misguided (yet well intended) gift from Zoe’s in-laws. We came dangerously close to TJ taking this home as an example of contemporary music well listened to in Scotland. I caveat this statement and highlight that all of Zoe’s self-purchased musical packages were of an exceptional calibre (Aztec Camera among them).

See more on Nathan here: Wheel features the hit song Pub Crawl which really is quite fun.

School time. We got an effervescent introduction by the teaching staff and quickly took to stage. My initial alarm at the number of army uniforms in the audience was (mildly) put at ease when informed that Friday was in fact an army cadet day at Dundee High School – rather than the alternative which was we were due to be gunned down upon delivery of an unsatisfactory performance.

I focused on poems that recalled (mainly embarrassing) incidents encountered during my schooling years and was rewarded by the type of applause and giggly behaviour I relish. Bear in mind many of the young whippersnappers donned more signs of facial hair than I had and were certainly of a more mature demeanour.  This was my first school reading and it was delightful – plus the military uniforms make it the closest thing I’ll get to reading to an army barracks full of soldiers.

TJ Dema was next up and was tremendous – superlative poems with fascinating stories, each was a mini monument of performance poetry at its acme. Detailing life in her native Botswana; introducing us to a range of characters of charm and intrigue; and unshackling humanitarian concepts from within the belly of an almost hip-hop beat – this was a poet to stand up and take note of. It’s no wonder she’s been reading internationally and StAnza had her on alongside Carol Ann Duffy the next day. Plus she was charismatic and fair striking – just saying likes!

Anyhow, I’ll wrap it up there. StAnza I’m sorry I’m such a late arrival to your sensational poetry party – but I’ll be back with a vengeance and (rest assured) I’ll be aw in aboot it.


A Tribute to Tony Benn

This morning brought with it the sad news that former Labour politician and cabinet minister, Tony Benn has died. Whatever one thought of his beliefs, it cannot be argued that Mr Benn was a powerhouse in British politics – a parliamentarian in the true sense of the word who never stopped campaigning. In his own words, “Say what you believe and believe what you say”, and it can honestly be said that he never wavered from this maxim in over 60 years in public life.

How many of these truly great characters are left in the British political landscape?

So in tribute to someone who will be much missed, we are posting this afternoon an extract from The Importance of Being Awkward by his long-time friend, colleague, and sometime opponent, Tam Dalyell.

Well, it was indeed a bad start and it got worse when the leader
of the delegation embarked on a long-winded groan about
the perceived iniquities of local authorities and, in particular,
Labour-controlled education authorities. Crossman’s patience
threshold was pretty low at the best of times and he could not
or did not conceal his irritation by looking out of the window
when the NUT Leader was in full flow. She rebuked him and he
became cringe-makingly rude. The delegation broke off abruptly
as a Division Bell went and, by the time we returned from voting,
the NUT nursery delegation had left.
I was told later by the general secretary, Sir Ronald Gould,
that he and the president of the NUT would not have made an
undue fuss but the representative at the meeting of the North East
of England was mightily offended by Crossman’s boorishness and
bad manners. She complained bitterly to the NUT-sponsored
MPs for her area and in particular to Ted Short, then Deputy
Chief Whip, and to Ernie Popplewell, a National Union of
Railwaymen (NUR) veteran whom it was unwise to upset. They
went to Harold Wilson and said, ‘We cannot possibly have Dick
responsible for education.’
Reluctantly, as he told me years later after Crossman’s death,
Wilson decided that the antagonism of Short, Popplewell and a
whole cohort of MPs formerly deeply involved in education was
not worth the candle so, at the last moment, he swapped the
portfolios of Crossman and Michael Stewart, who had done four
years’ assiduous work on housing and local government problems
in preparation for office. The ostensible reason – the one put
out to the press – was different and stated that, with a slender
majority of five seats and the prospect of a second General
Election, it was better to have the dynamic Crossman in housing
where an impact could begin to be made before going to the polls.
I thought this was a pretty spurious reason but that was the
Michael Stewart, meanwhile, was a person with a Rolls-Royce
mind and a first in Greats at Oxford. But ‘Black Michael’, as he
was known, had no intention, as the incoming Secretary of State
for Education and Science, to follow up the work of the TWTs.
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The result was that many of those who had been excited to be
involved and had hoped that their relationship with the Labour
Party, nurtured in opposition, would continue in government
became disillusioned. Worse was to come. As the first minister for
science, Wilson appointed someone who at best had been on
the periphery of the TWTs – C. P. Snow had a reputation as a
novelist for dealing with problems of science and the arts but he
had no standing among serious scientists.
For the Department of Education, Wilson did choose someone
as minister of state who had been pivotal in the TWTs – Vivian
Bowden, Vice-Chancellor of University of Manchester Institute
of Science and Technology (UMIST), who was ennobled as Lord
Bowden of Chesterfield. He was a distinguished and innovative
electrical engineer who had impressed us all with his visionary
ideas on how Britain could do far better in translating our
ground-breaking ideas in pure and academic science into commercially
profitable industrial development. It was a matter of
dismay that so many scientific avenues, pioneered in the United
Kingdom, had been exploited abroad.
Bowden was frustrated from the week he entered the government.
He had reached a modus operandi with Crossman and
Stewart he knew not – they simply did not mesh. If I recount a sad
little tale, all the more so for being comic, it is to illustrate that those
unelected persons, spatchcocked into government without experience
of politics, often come to grief. To start with, professional
politicians resent ministerial office being snatched away from their
number and handed on a plate to persons who have not canvassed
one let alone thousands of doorsteps. Secondly, they have little
idea of the notion of governmental or, indeed, Cabinet responsibility
and the workings of Whitehall. In March 1965, after he had
been in office for four months, I ran into Vivian Bowden in a
corridor in Westminster. ‘How’s it going, Vivian?’ I asked.
‘I’ve just sacked my secretary.’
‘What was wrong with her? Was she slow at typing or not good
at filing?’
‘You don’t understand, I’ve sacked my permanent secretary!’
‘What!’ I gasped. ‘You, Vivian, have sacked Sir Bruce Fraser?’
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‘Yes, I’ve sacked Fraser!’
Now, in 1965, Sir Bruce Fraser KCB was one of the grandest
mandarins in Whitehall and in an age when mandarins were
virtually untouchable.
‘But what did Michael Stewart [his immediate Cabinet boss]
‘Stewart?’ said Bowden, somewhat contemptuously. ‘Haven’t
consulted him!’
‘And Harold? What did the Prime Minister say?’
‘Harold? Haven’t consulted him.’
A lowly minister of state was naive in the extreme to suppose he
could dismiss a permanent secretary. Within a fortnight Bowden
had left the government, returning to UMIST to resume his wellreceived
vice-chancellorship. And, as a lowly PPS, I continued
my education in the ways of the Civil Service at the hands of that
remarkable ‘Beatrice Webb-type’ lady, Dame Evelyn Sharp – the
Dame of the later Crossman Diaries – and her senior colleagues,
(Sir) James Jones and (Sir) James Waddell.
Mutual respect between politicians and civil servants was more
evident in those days than in the twenty-first century. In my
opinion, the rot set in during the mid 1980s when a triumphant
Margaret Thatcher began to ask whether a civil servant, due to
be appointed to a sensitive senior position, was ‘one of us’.
The reason I was chosen as his aide is that Crossman, author of
Plato Today and other books, had little contact with the scientific
community and heard that I had organised for some of my
parliamentary colleagues to visit the Laboratory of Molecular
Biology at the Medical Research Council’s Cambridge Unit. This
came in the wake of the glamour of the Nobel Prizes awarded to
Max Perutz and Sir John Cowdery Kendrew (for their work on
proteins and nucleic acids) and to Francis Crick and James D.
Watson (for their work on the double helix). The Nobel laureates,
joined by future prizewinners Sydney Brenner and Aaron Klug,
explained their work and took us on a tour of the laboratory.
After a congenial lunch, I asked Perutz if he and his colleagues
would care to come to a meal in the House of Commons. ‘No,’ he
said, ‘it is kind of you but we are very committed to our
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schedules.’ He paused. ‘But we have three German researchers
who are going back to Frankfurt next week. Before they go to
Heathrow, they would, I think, love to come to Westminster.
Would you give them lunch?’
It was arranged. Saying goodbye to the researchers in the
Central Lobby, I felt a firm hand on my shoulder. It was James
Hoy, Labour MP for Leith and later a fisheries minister in the first
Wilson Government. ‘I want you to meet my guests, Kathleen
Wheatley and her friend, Eileen Murdoch. Kathleen was canvassing
for you during your West Lothian by-election.’ I thought,
‘That’s funny. Had I not written a personal thank you to all the
helpers who had signed the books in the various committee
rooms?’ Kathleen was the daughter of John Wheatley QC, law
officer and Lord Advocate in Attlee’s Labour government and,
subsequently, a Judge of the Court of Appeal, Lord Justice Clerk
and chairman of the Royal Commission on Local Government in
Scotland (some 40 years later, Kathleen herself was to be a Royal
Commission chairman). Surely I would have remembered if I had
written to the daughter of a well-known judge of the High Court!
Never mind the great-niece of John Wheatley, Red Clydesider
and Minister of Health in the first Labour government of 1924.
It was love at first sight – on my part but not on hers. It
transpired that she had not signed any helpers’ book in her dash
to get back to Edinburgh rather than travel back with the others
to Glasgow. Moreover, it further transpired that most definitely I
had not been her preferred candidate. Kathleen was teaching at
St Augustine’s Secondary School in Glasgow, alongside Arthur
Houston who had been on the shortlist at the Labour Party
selection conference. Having been unsuccessful, he most generously
said to his Labour Party colleagues, ‘We must go across to
West Lothian and make sure that the Labour candidate is
elected.’ (That attitude epitomised the spirit of the Labour Party
in Scotland in those days.)
It was, by some standards these days, a whirlwind romance. In
April 1963, Kathleen and I did not know each other. On 26
December 1963, we were married. To think that, if I had seen off
Perutz’s researchers on their way to Germany five minutes earlier
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or one minute later, the next five decades would have been very
different. Kathleen and I might never have met.
With Perutz, Kendrew and Brenner, I was to have a lifelong
telephone relationship. Both for my work in the Commons and
for the purposes of accuracy in my New Scientist column, I would
seek the views of Perutz on science policy matters, Kendrew on
defence (he later became scientific adviser to the Ministry of
Defence) and Brenner on medical research matters.
My engagement to Kathleen was not without incident. Sam
Campbell, stalwart of the Orange Order and then secretary of
Midlothian Labour Party, publicly complained that the Church
of Scotland MP for West Lothian was marrying a Roman
Catholic. This caused much consternation in the world of Labour
politics in Scotland! Kathleen’s mother, Nancy Nichol, was the
forthright and down-to-earth lady whose portrait (by authoress
Dorothy Dunnett) hangs in The Binns dining room and who was
not Catholic. I was deeply fond of her – no man’s children having
a better grandmother. After a convent education in Aberdeen, at
the Convent of the Sacred Heart, which did not suit Kathleen’s
rebellious character, and an honours degree in history at the
University of Edinburgh, she took her first teaching job at the
1,700-pupil St Augustine’s in the Springburn district of Glasgow.
Having cut her teeth there, she was appointed by Miss Steel,
headmistress of James Gillespie’s in Edinburgh, who presided
over a school where an amalgam of teachers provided the model
for Muriel Spark’s Miss Jean Brodie.
It was a testimony to the affection in which she was held that,
when we emerged from our wedding at St Peter’s, Morningside,
which was conducted by Father Walter Glancy, a prominent
member of the City of Edinburgh Education Committee, Gillespie’s
girls were there in force to wish her well and throw confetti
(I reckon Miss Brodie would have been pleased). After a small
teetotal wedding – my father-in-law abhorred drink, the cause of
so many of the problems which came before him on the Bench –
we left for the airport to fly on honeymoon to Egypt.
There was dual thinking behind the choice of 26 December for
the wedding. First, the inevitable General Election of 1964 was
102 the importance of being awkward
unlikely to be called in January but could start in late February, if
Sir Alec Douglas-Home were so minded. Secondly, when I went
to Luxor alone as a young teacher taking the chance of a visit to
Egypt, I was befriended by fellow guests at the hotel, Tor Gjesdal,
a Norwegian engineer working as a very senior executive official
for UNESCO, and his wife. Gjesdal was in Upper Egypt to
finalise the plans whereby the Great Temple of Ramses II at Abu
Simbel was to be raised so that it would not be submerged in the
rising waters caused by the dams on the Nile which were then
being constructed. Gjesdal said, ‘Get to Abu Simbel before the
construction. For all the good that UNESCO hopes to do to save
this wonderful monument, magical in the setting sun, it will not
be quite the same.’
Besides, it would not have been sensible for Kathleen and me
to go to Upper Egypt between March and October, when the
heat at Karnak and the Valley of the Kings can reach 135 degrees
Fahrenheit. So, with a kindly parting shot from John Wheatley,
my father-in-law of four hours, ‘She’s yours now – look after her!’
and jocular ribald comments from Kathleen’s younger brothers –
John, Patrick, Tony and Michael – we set off for Edinburgh
Airport and got on to the plane for London. Suddenly, the fog
came down, as it so often does in the Forth Valley. For the only
time in my life, once seated and ready to take off, we had to leave
the plane – the Viscount turboprop of those days did not have the
equipment to negotiate even limited visibility. The only thing for
it was to go to Waverley Station, get bacon and eggs in the cafe´
and, since the Night Scotsman was fully booked, get a couple of
spare second-class sleeping berths on the ‘Milk Train’ calling
at Galashiels, Melrose, St Boswell’s, Hawick, Newcastleton,
Carlisle, Oxenholme and all stations to Preston before continuing
to London. It was a pretty unsettled night.
Somehow, by the skin of our teeth, we caught our booked flight
to Cairo. There we were met by a smiling Dr Mustapha Hafez, a
senior official of the Egyptian science ministry.
Let me digress for a moment. I have always found it difficult to
switch off. I suppose MPs can travel incognito and without fuss
but certainly not in countries where a visa is required, or was
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required in 1962, such as Egypt, Indonesia or Iran. The authorities
wanted know all about me – understandable as only seven
years had elapsed since Eden attacked Nasser over Suez. Often
they want to show an MP and his wife their country. In those
days, a British MP in Egypt was a rare species. Naturally, we had
paid for our flight and our accommodation but Dr Hafez had a
programme for us in his pocket:
Day 1: You will see agricultural developments in Liberation
Province and means of finding water other than by the
Day 2: You will visit the eye clinic in Alexandria and meet
businessmen concerned with the export of cotton.
Day 3: You will go to the steel works in Helwan.
Day 4: You can go to Sakkara and the Pyramids.
My bride was magnificent and rose to the occasion but, on
Day 5, even her jaw dropped a little. As a courtesy, we went to
call on the British Ambassador, the tall, erect, distinguished figure
of Sir Harold Beeley, a leading Arabist of the Foreign Office, who
welcomed us.
After a minimum of small talk, Sir Harold turned to Kathleen
and said, ‘Mrs Dalyell, which hotel are you staying at?’
‘A new one – the El Borg.’
‘Mrs Dalyell, what room number are you?’
‘Well, Mrs Dalyell, I think I ought to tell you that we know that
all the 01 and 02 rooms in the El Borg are bugged.’
Given the nature of our disturbed first night as a married
couple, it dawned on us that our first-night intimacies were duly
recorded in the archives of the United Arab Republic as Egypt
and Syria then were. Alas, this conclusion was far from fanciful.
Dr Hafez proposed to accompany us to Upper Egypt where he
had arranged for us to be taken round the Aswan Dam by an
engineer, which did indeed prove extremely interesting, However
Kathleen, who had enjoyed the interest of the visits we had made,
pointed out, ‘This is our honeymoon – not an official visit!’
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I recollected that Harold Wilson had told me of the time when,
as President of the Board of Trade in Attlee’s government, he was
negotiating the wheat agreements with Anastas Mikoyan, Stalin’s
clever and able trade minister. Wilson arranged a conversation
with his private secretary in the bedroom of the Intourist Hotel in
Moscow, which they guessed was wired, along the lines of:
‘Mikoyan is a nice man, a good man, but I have laid the final
offer on the table and, if they do not accept it, we will just simply
have to go back to London without an agreement.’ Twenty-four
hours later, when they had got round to decoding the intercept,
the Russians accepted Wilson’s offer.
So Kathleen and I had a stilted conversation in our bedroom
about how much we liked Dr Hafez, how much we admired the
achievement of modern Egypt, how the pharaohs would have
been proud of Colonel Nasser and Dr Hafez but this was our
honeymoon and we longed for a bit of time on our own to wander
around the sites. Two days later, as we were due to depart for
Luxor by train, a breathless Dr Hafez appeared. He was very
sorry. He could not come with us. There was no hotel accommodation
available for him in Upper Egypt. He hoped we would
forgive him. We did and thought all the more highly of him and
of Egyptians for their consideration for a honeymooning couple.
When we arrived in upper Egypt, the hotels, surpisingly, were
virtually empty. The Great Hypostyle Hall at Karnak, Medinet
Habu, the mortuary temple of Ramses III, and the rock temples
of Abu Simbel itself exceeded even our highest expectations.
On our last night in Egypt, back in Cairo, there was a knock on
our door after we had gone to sleep. ‘Mr Dalyell, will you get
dressed?’ said an agitated hotel under-manager. ‘A very important
man wants to see you.’
I was whisked out to Heliopolis, to the private residence of
Gamal Abdel Nasser. He entered his drawing room from a sidedoor
and opened by saying, ‘We know that your mother and
father spoke Arabic. Why don’t you?’ I promised to try. I failed. I
found Nasser deeply impressive and curiously willing to forgive
Britain for the Suez debacle but not Anthony Eden and Selwyn
Lloyd personally. He was well informed about the Labour Party
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and anxious to know how Harold Wilson, if he became Prime
Minister, would get on with the Americans. He regretted the
death of Hugh Gaitskell, whose stance on Suez he admired.
As soon as Wilson was settled in Downing Street, I wrote to
him suggesting that Colonel Nasser should be invited to visit
Britain. Crossman thought this was sensible. However, the Prime
Minister replied, formally, that it was too early and, informally,
tugged my shoulder in the lobby and told me that he was not
unsympathetic but that he did not fancy the hornets’ nest that
such an invitation was simply bound to stir up.
Shortly after Harold Wilson had made his seminal speech on
‘the white heat of the technological revolution’, the Russian
Deputy Premier Konstantin Rudnev, who was the Politburo
member responsible for science, invited him to send a delegation
of six scientists and politicians to the Soviet Union. Only five got
on the plane with me – the only politician. It was led by Vivian
Bowden, the others being Dr David Schoenberg, director of the
Mond Low Temperature Laboratory in Cambridge; Professor
Colin Adamson, Professor of Electrical Engineering at UMIST;
and Professor Anthony Bradshaw, a metallurgist at Imperial
College, London.
Since Crossman himself was unable to go at the last moment,
I asked the powerful Culture Minister, Madame Furtseva, if my
bride of 10 weeks could fill the sixth place on the schedule (paying
her own way). This Communist battleaxe, veteran in the hardest
school of politics, had a kindly, knowing streak and assented.
So it was that Kathleen arrived two days later. Having got her
visa in record time in London, she got on the Moscow plane
and had the good fortune to sit next to Henry Brandon, the
distinguished commentator on Soviet affairs. From the icy
Sheremetyevo Airport, she was whisked off to the hotel where
she and Brandon had dinner. Not being too surprised when she
did not see me at the airport, she did begin to wonder what was
afoot when I had not turned up as expected that evening. The
next day I was able to explain that, having been down a mine
somewhere in the Dombas we were entertained – Russian fashion
– with a score of toasts. When I hesitated about gulping down the
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fifteenth toast – it was to our wives and loved ones – the mine
manager roared with laughter and asked if I did not love my wife.
I was to see her two days later in Tbilisi, the capital of Georgia. It
was a different world from Moscow. The climate and atmosphere
seemed almost Mediterranean and everyone was more relaxed
and charming, particularly to the ladies. Kathleen’s hand was
repeatedly kissed.
The wine was excellent, the champagne even better and the
Georgians were jovial good company. We were taken on a tour
of the city and told in detail about the exploits of a fourteenthcentury
hero, Prince Georgivili, whose statue dominated the
main square. Not a word about the Georgian who had ruled
Russia for a quarter of a century, Josef Stalin – we did not hear his
name mentioned throughout our visit. I asked to go to a football
match as I had heard that Dynamo Moscow were playing Tbilisi.
We were transfixed by the ‘Black Octopus’, the great Lev Yashin
in action. He deserved his worldwide reputation.
We were accompanied by Sergei Gvishiani. A Georgian
himself, he was chief executive of the Soviet Council for Research
and the son-in-law of the Russian technocrat prime minister,
Alexei Kosygin. He was cultivated, intelligent and charming and
a hugely knowledgeable football fan. While the delegation went
to meetings with representatives of the Georgian Soviet, Kathleen
was whisked off to the Pedagogical Institute because they
were anxious to record her Scots voice.
Taken into the Caucasus Mountains, amid the good cheer we
gained an inkling of the anti-Moscow feeling that was to erupt 40
years later in the aftermath of the break-up of the Soviet Union.
On our return to Moscow, we had the most important and
memorable of our engagements – a visit to the Soviet Academy of
Sciences. There sat the formidable physicist and president of the
Academy, Academician Keldysh. He was flanked by Academician
Kirillin and the biologist, Academician Millionshikov, both
senior officers of the Academy. There was one other Russian in
the room. He was Pyotr Kapitsa, who greeted David Schoenberg
with a great hug. Kapitsa had been working in Cambridge in the
1930s and, by order of Stalin, was forbidden to return to England.
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They were very candid, these scientists. They wanted cooperation
with Britain. They hoped that a Labour government
would not impede such co-operation on account of the actions
of Klaus Fuchs, Alan Nunn May and others who had transferred
to them vital nuclear information. Kirillin made the point that he
and his colleagues would have solved these problems without
knowledge of what the West was doing but it might have taken
them three or four years longer. Here was real friendship towards
Schoenberg and the other scientists. As a politician, I was conscious
that I was not considered one of them. Clearly, our Russian
hosts were of the belief that Fuchs and Nunn May had acted
selflessly in the interests of humanity, by deterring any temptation
on the part of Washington to deliver a pre-emptive nuclear strike
against the Soviet Union. In 2011, this thesis was fleshed out in a
remarkable book – to which I wrote the foreword – by Alan Nunn
May’s admiring stepson, the physicist Paul Broda.*
I do not share the conventional wisdom that Labour had a great
win in 1964. It was a cliffhanger. In truth, the much-mocked 14th
Earl of Home did astonishingly well, in at least restoring the
Conservative position after a series of scandals that had come to a
head with the Profumo Affair.
Had Hugh Gaitskell lived, my judgement at the time was that
Labour would have had a comfortable working majority in the
Commons. But premature death can determine political events.
Wilson, unlike Gaitskell, was widely perceived to be untrustworthy.
A sizeable section of the Parliamentary Labour Party had
not forgiven him for resigning over ‘teeth and spectacles’ with
Aneurin Bevan in 1951 (when Bevin, Harold Wilson and John
Freeman resigned from Attlee’s government because the incoming
chancellor, Hugh Gaitskell, had insisted on ‘injuring the
health service’ by levying charges on false teeth and glasses) –
to position himself in the affections of the Labour Party in the
country better. On the other hand, his speechifying on ‘the white
* Scientist Spies: A Memoir of My Three Parents and the Atom Bomb (Matador 2011).
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heat of the technological revolution’ chimed with the mood of
Britain at the time. Personally, I liked him and had voted for him
in the leadership election of February 1963.
Having become a really useful, if awkward, member of the
PAC (being ever careful in my early 30s to display exemplary
good manners towards the permanent secretaries and accounting
officers who came before us), I made the most ill-judged decision
of my public life – I volunteered to leave the PAC and become an
inaugural member of the Select Committee on Science and
Technology in 1966. The PAC was supported by a staff of
500, under the Comptroller and Auditor General in the National
Audit Office. Other Select Committees had a clerk and a parttime
special adviser if they were lucky. Stupidly, I yielded to Dick
Crossman’s advice that, as one interested in science and technology,
I had a duty to join what was then a ‘talking shop’.
We chose as our first task an investigation into nuclear power.
This was partly because our chairman, Arthur Palmer, an
electrical engineer who had represented Wimbledon in 1945,
then Cleveland and finally the safe seat of Bristol Central, was
disappointed in not being chosen for a government post and
wanted to make various points to the Cabinet.
To digress, I can still pinpoint the precise moment at which I
became a lifelong enthusiast for nuclear power. It was a morning
in September 1947, after I had just turned 15, that my father
arranged that I and a lad called Gordon Lorimer, who was
staying with us while his father completed his time in the Sudan
Civil Service during his holidays from Marlborough Public
School, should go down the Kinneil Coal Mine in Bo’ness on
the banks of the Forth estuary. The mine manager took us on one
of his routine visits. The miners, some of whom had been
members of the Home Guard commanded by my father, made
us welcome but one – a cheerful ‘toughie’ who made it plain that
he regarded us as softies (despite the fact that Gordon boxed in
the Marlborough team) – asked us, ‘How would you fellows like
to work here all your lives?’ To put it bluntly, I would have been
horrified at the prospect and, at that time, Kinneil was among the
most modern and well-equipped pits in the Scottish coalfields.
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During the course of the investigation into nuclear power, I
managed to blot my proverbial copybook. It suddenly occurred
to me that, following a stream of witnesses from the Atomic
Energy Commission and the Central Electricity Generating
Board (CEGB), we ought to call on Harold Wilson, now Prime
Minister following the 1964 General Election, to explain his
thinking. It did not seem unreasonable. After all, as Leader of
the Opposition, Wilson had had a great deal to say about ‘the
white heat of the technological revolution’ in general and about
the role of nuclear energy in particular.
I made the suggestion that Wilson be asked to pay attention to
Arthur Palmer, who hummed and hawed but did not dismiss the
motion. I then told the technically well-informed journalist David
Fishlock, then at the Financial Times, that I had approached the
committee chairman. This was picked up by the tabloids and
presented as yet more trouble in the Labour Party. I was
summoned to the Chief Whip, Ted Short (now Lord Glenamara)
who sharply asked me, ‘Tam, what on earth do you think you are
doing?’ while waving the Daily Mirror at me. My own boss, Dick
Crossman, whose PPS I was, put it more earthily. ‘You are
behaving above your station in life. Why should the Prime
Minister waste his time by coming to your bloody committees?’
On this occasion I had not, as I thought, been awkward, but
was merely seeking after the truth of what was possible. I did
not mean to be awkward. Journalists revelled in the minor
discomfiture that I had caused in Downing Street. Some, who
remembered how Wilson had once dwelled on the exciting world
of nuclear power, thought my request far from unreasonable.
But my next suggestion to Palmer, which he accepted with
alacrity, was to have far greater consequences and was to
establish my credentials as a fully paid-up member of the ‘Awkward
The early background was as follows. Some two years previously,
Dr Leonard Rotherham of the CEGB had revealed to
the PAC the huge and costly operation of the Radar Research
Establishment (RRE) at Malvern. My antennae were alerted, as
were those of Brian Parkyn, MP for Bedford, who had built up his
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own chemical engineering company, that Malvern would be an
ideal venue for a technology-orientated university. This was
thought to be a ‘runner’. The Select Committee went to RRE
and I went with one or two Committee colleagues to the Service
Electronics Research Laboratory at Baldock.
The Select Committee’s work went smoothly until I suggested
to Palmer and colleagues that we would be failing in our duty if
we were not to visit the substantial Chemical and Biological
Warfare Defence Establishment at Porton Down. At first, resistance
was total. Defence Secretary Denis Healey and his deputy,
Fred Mulley, certainly did not want MPs prying into Porton
Down. It would be giving hostages to fortune and particularly
awkward in that the Labour Party did not like to think its
government was sanctioning the use of ‘nasties’.
My weakness was that I had been part of a high-profile
campaign against the use, in any circumstances, of chemical
and biological weapons (CBW). And, I was to learn that an MP
cannot combine membership of a Select Committee with public
campaigning on an issue connected with the work of that
Committee. I stirred Palmer, however, into making a song
and dance about the dignity of Select Committees of the House
of Commons. Ministers thought a row was not worth the
proverbial candle and capitulated.
Off we went to Porton Down. As usual, we took formal
evidence, after being taken round those parts of the establishment
that seemed pretty innocuous. Some weeks later, members of the
Select Committee received printed records of the proceedings, as
faithfully recorded by the Hansard reporter who had accompanied
us. Carelessly, I thought this was a public document, as were
all proceedings in Parliament. It wasn’t. It had not gone through
the ‘side-lining’ procedure that allows any witness or questioner
to correct and alter, subject to the judgement of the editor of
Hansard, any error in transcription. So, for a couple of weeks or
so, the hearings were not in the public domain.
A heavyweight and serious journalist, the late Laurence Marks
of the Observer, asked if he could come to see me about CBW. I
gave him a drink on the Terrace of the House of Commons,
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where we talked for about an hour and then the Division Bell
went. ‘Look,’ I said, ‘for the purpose of greater accuracy, you’d
better keep these minutes.’ Off I went to the Lobby to vote and off
Marks went home. The following Sunday, Marks’ story, together
with reference to the Select Committee minutes, filled the front
page of the Observer. On Monday, all hell was let loose. Without
warning to me, Arthur Palmer portentously rose in the House of
Commons and demanded a ‘leak enquiry’.
In 1967, ‘leaks’ were an infinitely graver matter than nowadays,
when they are greeted with a shrug of the shoulders as an
everyday occurrence. Up got Boy Scout me and said, ‘There
was no need for a leak enquiry, it was I who had talked to
Laurence Marks.’ Perhaps I should have kept my mouth shut.
Marks, a deeply honourable man, would not have revealed his
source. A heap of coals descended on my head. A week later, I
was hauled before a specially convened meeting of the Committee
on Privileges, then a really august body. It was chaired by that
charming, witty Welshman, Sir Elwyn Jones QC, who had been a
razor-sharp prosecutor at Nuremburg after the war. The first
question came egregiously from Churchill’s son-in-law, Duncan
Sandys, who had been Harold Macmillan’s Secretary of State for
Defence. ‘Mr Dalyell, how much were you paid for leaking the
Select Committee document?’
‘Paid!’ I said. ‘It never occurred to me.’
Then I got a question which was intended to be friendly from
Arthur Woodburn, who had been Secretary of State for Scotland
and was a great friend of my father-in-law, Lord John Wheatley.
Alas, for an 80-year-old, it was long and convoluted and I did not
really understand what Woodburn was asking, so I simply said,
Ted Heath, the Leader of the Opposition, pounced, ‘Mr
Dalyell, do you really mean that?’
Of course, I didn’t. I was confused and created a bad impression
in the Committee. A person in my position should have
been allowed a lawyer to accompany him.
On reflection that evening, I knew that I had created a
disastrous impression and was not surprised that the Privileges
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Committee recommended that I should be brought to the Bar of
the House. I was summoned after a special three-hour debate,
from which I was excluded and had to sit, biting my nails, in the
Commons Library, in which Michael Foot, trying to be helpful,
was in fact unhelpful and Willie Hamilton, ostensibly trying to be
helpful, was malign. The Speaker put his black cap on and
formally reprimanded me. It was the last time the black cap was
used, as this ancient procedure was held up to ridicule in the
press as ‘mumbo-jumbo’. That dreadful Speaker, alas, the first
Labour occupant of the chair, Dr Horace King, hugely enjoyed
the drama. I was only too relieved not to be expelled from the
A number of colleagues were very nice to me in the ensuing
weeks. Some Tories, who knew, as I did, that there were no
secrets in the document and that we had not been asked to sign
the Official Secrets Act, commiserated. Many Labour MPs,
either sympathetic to my campaign on CBW or uneasy about
what their own constituency Labour parties might say, declined
to vote. Tony Benn hid himself in the toilet rather than have his
vote recorded. Home Secretary Jim Callaghan, in the most
imperious way, told Cabinet colleagues that he did not take part
in blood rituals. In fact, of the Cabinet, only Harold Wilson and
Peter Shore voted for the Privilege Committee verdict. The
upshot for me personally was that Wilson, who was generally
well disposed towards me, could not do as he had planned and
make me a junior minister at the next reshuffle.
In 1976, just before Alzheimer’s had set in and just after he
retired as Prime Minister, Wilson told me, ‘I owe you, Tam, an
apology and one day I will tell you why.’ He never did but I do
know why. The first apology, however, which I received, came
from Sir Harry Legge-Bourke, the senior Tory on the Committee.
Sheepishly, he told me that he had been put up by officials in
Ministry of Defence, personal friends of his, to complain to Arthur
Palmer and goad him into raising the issue on the floor of the
House, which had caused all mytroubles. I assumed for some years
that this was simply vengeance against me for having been so
awkward on the Borneo War, Anglo-French Variable Geometry
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Aircraft, Aldabra and a host of other issues (of which more later).
I was wrong. Their vengeance was altogether more sinister.
By mucking around and having raised the profile of Porton
Down, I was in danger of stumbling across a truly terrible
Ministry of Defence secret. Years later, it emerged that a young
RAF aircraftsman, by the name of Ronald Maddison, had died
of poisoning and was the subject of a murder investigation by
the Wiltshire Police. The whole dreadful story emerged into
the daylight. In the 1950s, the Services had posted notices on
regimental and squadron notice boards to the effect that any
National Servicemen who volunteered to spend time at Porton
Down’s ‘Research into the Common Cold’ Laboratory would be
given 15 days’ pay with extra leave. Little did they know that the
‘research’ included the injection of sarin (subsequently classified
in UN Resolution 687 as a weapon of mass destruction) into men
wearing tank suits and heavy flying kit. For what purpose? For the
purpose of conducting tests of the effect of CBW on service
combatants. To try to snuff out the possibility of their really
scandalous action filtering into a shocked public domain, the
Ministry of Defence thought that, to use a colourful Scots
expression, they would ‘put my gas on a peep’ (defuse me) by
getting me on the technicality of the leak of printed minutes.
There was a silver lining. Donald Gould, a medical journalist
then editing the New Scientist, and his deputy, the talented biologist
Dr Bernard Dixon, asked me to write a full-page article giving my
side of the story. ‘Our readers,’ said Gould, ‘are more interested
in the issues raised by chemical and biological weapons than in
Parliamentary ‘‘mumbo-jumbo’’.’ His readers were interested.
Gould asked me to do another article of my choosing. I obliged
with a full-page on pneumoconiosis, the miners’ lung disease,
which caused so much distress in West Lothian. Thereafter, he
asked me to submit a weekly column. There was no contract – I
could have been sacked without compensation at seven days’
notice but I was paid, albeit modestly. The column was to last for
37 years.

From Parliament: The 1960s in The Importance of Being Awkward by Tam Dalyell

International Women’s Day

Tomorrow is International Women’s Day and to celebrate this we’ve picked out a selection of writing we’re really proud to publish. Whether it’s strong writing by a woman, or is about a strong female character, there’s something for everyone here – we hope you enjoy reading it as much as we enjoyed choosing them!

Gift 2

Don’t you think it’s worth knowing that you’ve been spared? Isn’t it worth
scrutinising? The dead and dying made us this gift. They showed themselves
to the surgeon-artist, and so to us. Here is their anonymous shame and dismay:
the creeping lichens, as if the skin were a living tombstone. We can gaze at these,
then walk out into the day again, changed, saved, haunted a while.

Brigid Collins, Frissure


He had realised, from the first time he had met her, that she was not the kind of woman with whom his life would be safe and cosy, and he had felt qualms. Now he saw that, in spite of her formidable competence, her political ambitions, and her self-confidence, she had weaknesses of a deep-seated kind and needed help. Christ pity her, she seemed to think he could give it.

It would have been ludicrous for him as a lover to ask her why she preferred to be with him, and yet he would have liked to ask, not because he wanted to hear praise of himself from a woman he loved or thought he loved, but because he really could not see what in him attracted her. It was easy to tell what he found attractive in her: beauty, grace, intelligence, courage, and sadness, but above all mystery. There was so much about her that he didn’t understand and perhaps never would.

Robin Jenkins, Leila


She opened cupboards and drawers to find tired elastic, worn-out nylon and scruffy shoes with eroded heels. She held these things in her hand as if seeing them for the first time. Frayed wools, discoloured cottons and even her scarves, the silks for her hair which she had always chosen with care were now dull and threadbare. Since Tarig died she had not bought anything new. She had not noticed time moving past, the years eroding the clothes Tarig had seen her in, wools he had touched, colours he had given his opinion on.

Leila Aboulelah, The Translator


Girl and Grandmother at the National Gallery

Girl helping your grandmother up the gallery steps
with her stick in one hand and her arm in yours,
to you she seems as old as the hills,
you little imagine your own hand wrinkled
or your back bent,
but you are contemporaries –
you walk this earth together.

She leads you to a painting over in the corner,
“Self-portrait of the Artist at Twenty-Three”
by David Martin (18th Century, Scottish),
shows you the trace of foxglove in his cheek,
the shadowy eyes and long fair lashes,
and no better claim have you than she
on the chiselled lips caught between glazes.

Meg Bateman, Transparencies


Everybody’s Mother

Of course everybody’s mother always and
so on  .  .  .

Always never
loved you enough
or too smothering much.

Of course you were the Only One, your
a machine that shat out siblings, listen

everybody’s mother
was the original Frigid-
aire Icequeen clunking out
the hardstuff in nuggets, mirror-
silvers and ice-splinters that’d stick
in your heart.

Absolutely everyone’s mother
was artistic when she was young.

Everyone’s mother
was a perfumed presence with pearls, remote
white shoulders when she
bent over in her ball dress
to kiss you in your crib.

Everybody’s mother slept with the butcher
for sausages to stuff you with.

Everyone’s mother
mythologised herself. You got mixed up
between dragon’s teeth and blackmarket stockings.

she failed to give you

Positive Feelings
about your own sorry
sprouting body (it was a bloody shame)

but she did
sit up all night sewing sequins
on your carnival costume

so you would have a good time

and she spat
on the corner of her hanky and scraped
at your mouth with sour lace till you squirmed

so you would look smart

And where
was your father all this time?
at the war, or
in his office, or any-
way conspicuous for his Absence, so

what if your mother did
float around above you
big as a barrage balloon
blocking out the light?

Nobody’s mother can’t not never do nothing right.

Liz Lochhead, A Choosing


Three of the nuns were watching the television. Curled up like a dormouse, Sister Agnes had fallen asleep in a large wing chair, her spindly legs in their oversized slippers dangling an inch or two above the fawn-coloured carpet. Gentle snores emanated from her open mouth.

‘It’s the news,’ Sister Monica said, as he took the chair beside her, ‘it’s nearly over. We’re on the regional bit. Have you had a bite to eat yet?’

‘Yes, and I’ve washed up my plate…’

‘Murder, murder and more murder – in Glasgow’ Sister Frances chipped in, ‘or more murder, football, more murder and more football – in Glasgow.’

‘The police were called today…’ the newsreader began, batting her long eyelashes at her viewers, ‘to a house in the village of Cleish, Kinross-shire…’

‘My! An east coast murder?’ Sister Frances murmered, ‘by a Glaswegian no doubt.’

Gillian Galbraith, The Good Priest


Adam turned round and said, looking dangerous,

‘All this money you earn, we don’t seem to be any better off. What do you do with it?’

I closed my eyes and clasped my hands as if praying. ‘I am saving up.’

‘For what?’

‘Because,’ I said carefully, as if he was a child who did not take things in easily, ‘I am going to start a business, if you must know.’ Hastily I swung my legs out of the bed and donned an old coat which I used as a dressing gown.

‘Business?’ He sat bolt upright. I half expected his hair to stand on end.

‘Yes, business,’ I repeated, relieved that I had uttered the word.

He jumped out of bed and grabbed the front of my raincoat as if I had said something vile.

‘What the hell are you up to?’

‘Calm yourself,’ I said.‘It was to be a secret. I was going to tell you once I got the thing going. I have plans for us, great plans really, but I might have known you wouldn’t understand.’

‘You’re mad,’ he said,and threw himself back on the bed looking exhausted.

‘So that’s why I work through the week and on Sundays: to save money.’

‘What kind of business?’ he asked listlessly.

‘You’ll never believe it,’ I laughed, dressing rapidly at the same time.

‘Try me.’

Agnes Owens, A Working Mother


Mirabelle Bevan swept into the office of McGuigan & McGuigan Debt Collection at nine on the dot. She removed her jacket and popped the gold aviator sunglasses she’d been wearing into her handbag, which she closed with a decisive click. The musky scent of expensive perfume spiced the air – the kind that only a sleek middle-aged woman could hope to carry off.

Bill Turpin arrived in her wake. Like Mirabelle, Bill was always punctual. He was a sandy-haired, reliable kind of fellow. At his heel was the black spaniel the offi  ce had acquired the year before. Panther nuzzled Mirabelle’s knees, his tail wagging. Mirabelle patted him absentmindedly.

‘Glorious day, isn’t it?’ she said. ‘Who’d have thought it after all the rain? It feels like a proper summer now.’

‘Nasty business on Oxford Street,’ Bill commented, picking up a list of the day’s calls from his in-tray and casting an eye down the addresses. ‘That new barber’s.’

‘Tea, Bill?’ Mirabelle offered without looking up.

‘Nah. Always puts me off , does a murder.’ His voice was matter-of-fact. An ex-copper, he was used to dealing with crime of all stripes. As a result, Bill Turpin never panicked handling the ticklish situations that he encountered at McGuigan & McGuigan. Debt collection was a tricky business but it wasn’t as bad as policing Brighton.

Sara Sheridan, England Expects